Creepy Jesus Pictures

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Jesus and Darwin both look pretty creepy here.

Jesus and Darwin both look pretty creepy here.

I’m calling this one Barbie Jesus. While I’m not in the Jesus as Macho Man, he was a carpenter, and more importantly, he wasn’t blond. Also, what’s with the glowing cross and the red riding hood?

I’m calling this one Barbie Jesus. While I’m not in the Jesus as Macho Man, he was a carpenter, and more importantly, he wasn’t blond. Also, what’s with the glowing cross and the red riding hood?

This Jesus is just a little too pretty and looks to be wearing makeup.

This Jesus is just a little too pretty and looks to be wearing makeup.

Jesus with a gun? The place I found this seemed too OTT to be true, but there are a lot of whackos out on the internets so who knows? Regardless, Jesus with a gun is suitably creepy.

Jesus with a gun? The place I found this seemed too OTT to be true, but there are a lot of whackos out on the internets so who knows? Regardless, Jesus with a gun is suitably creepy.

The first sex ed class?

The first sex ed class?

I have no doubt that Jesus had dark skin. He was also likely in good shape. But this buff black bondage montage still strikes me as creepily weird.

I have no doubt that Jesus had dark skin. He was also likely in good shape. But this buff black bondage montage still strikes me as creepily weird.

This reminds me of that commercial in the 70’s with the crying Indian, only Jesus is made out of star stuff. Weird.

This reminds me of that commercial in the 70’s with the crying Indian, only Jesus is made out of star stuff. Weird.

You’d think a picture of Jesus laughing would be a good thing. Not so much in this case.

You’d think a picture of Jesus laughing would be a good thing. Not so much in this case.

Our pastor pointed this one out this past Sunday and it was the inspiration for this blog. 

Our pastor pointed this one out this past Sunday and it was the inspiration for this blog.